February 2012
Friend: Yeah, well, I'm better at fitting into small hiding places in case of a zombie attack.
Me: Actually, fitting into small spaces won't benefit you much in a zombie apocalypse. Everyone knows the most important steps to follow are having good cardio, double-tapping, bewaring bathrooms, wearing seatbelts, traveling light, limbering up, always knowing your way out, checking the backseat, enjoying the little things and (not) being a hero.
Friend: ...
Friend: You need some help.
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a-benzo:
That was the most heartbreaking scene in the history of Glee.
That moment when Dave Karofsky makes every one...
That awkward moment when you guess part of the...
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
The Way of Kings
tehreader:
by Brandon Sanderson
A man’s emotions are what define him, and control is the hallmark of true strength. To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child.
Prologue
4.5/5
