| Friend: | Yeah, well, I'm better at fitting into small hiding places in case of a zombie attack. |
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| Me: | Actually, fitting into small spaces won't benefit you much in a zombie apocalypse. Everyone knows the most important steps to follow are having good cardio, double-tapping, bewaring bathrooms, wearing seatbelts, traveling light, limbering up, always knowing your way out, checking the backseat, enjoying the little things and (not) being a hero. |
| Friend: | ... |
| Friend: | You need some help. |
